BBC Reporter: …and domestic abuse is on the increase in London
Dad: You know, I have never raised my hand on your mother. Never in our
thirty five years of marriage. I always say, how can you strike a woman who
gave up her whole family, her whole life to be with you… But you know, I
think she did hit me a few times.
Me: What? Mum is that true?
Mum: *Brushes teeth hard* “Glppphinn”
BBC Reporter: And finally, George Bush has been vocal about his feelings on Canada retaining
its forces in Iraq.
Mum: *Spits. Pokes her head out, with toothbrush in her hand* That George Bush,
f****s up everywhere he can.