BBC Reporter: …and domestic abuse is on the increase in London
Dad: You know, I have never raised my hand on your mother. Never in our
thirty five years of marriage. I always say, how can you strike a woman who
gave up her whole family, her whole life to be with you… But you know, I
think she did hit me a few times.
Me: What? Mum is that true?
Mum: *Brushes teeth hard* “Glppphinn”
BBC Reporter: And finally, George Bush has been vocal about his feelings on Canada retaining
its forces in Iraq.
Mum: *Spits. Pokes her head out, with toothbrush in her hand* That George Bush,
f****s up everywhere he can.
if my wife ever tried to hit me, i’d slap her back. equality and all that. how else they gonna learn to act right?
You honestly think her ineffectual fists can compare to your blunt big ones?
she should have thought about that. i told you a believe wholeheartedly in equality.
but i’ve seen it, and it’s not right. women throwing things or trying to hurt men. i’d probably blanket her. what’s the blanket? or i cant tell you. you have to experience it.